Lucky are those who have a feline in their lives. Here's a non-exhaustive list of 10 things that prove you're totally obsessed with your cat.
1. You answer when they meow
And they think you're a pretty pathetic cat.
2. You take pictures of them while they sleep
Or in any other position, really.
3. You feed them premium food while you eat pasta
Life is all about priorities.
4. You refuse to move if they fall asleep on you
Even if you're starving or need the bathroom, Your Majesty's comfort comes first.
5. You tolerate their butt in your face
Well… to a certain extent.
6. They decide when you’re allowed to pet them, and you're fine with that
It’s up to His or Her Highness.
7. You talk about them more than you talk about yourself
Well, they are truly fascinating.
8. You never hold a grudge over their scratches
Whether on your hand or your couch.
9. You say goodbye when you leave for work
And they're just waiting for you to go so they can get up to mischief.
10. And you forgive their 3 a.m. zoomies
You’ll sleep better tomorrow night… maybe.
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