Do our cats love us sincerely, or do they dream of killing us in our sleep? A little bit of both, surely. For the length of this article, we've put ourselves in the mindset of our kitties, the kings of tough love.
#1 "You're a terrible hunter"
He tries to make you understand this by bringing you gifts (sometimes still alive).
#2 "You're already back?"
If your little love doesn't rush to your legs when you return, it's because he's too lazy, and if he does, it's probably because he's hungry.
#3 "My litterbox won't clean itself"
He's wondering why you insist on stealing his poop.
#4 "You're a weird cat"
When you answer his meows by trying to mimic him, he's wondering what got into you.
#5 "Don't forget to buy my Ziggy cat food"
Or I'll make you pay for it in your sleep.
#6 "I missed you"
After a day alone at home, he's still happy to see his favorite servant.
#7 "It's not me, it's the dog"
If he could, your kitty wouldn't hesitate to throw the dog under the bus!
#8 "I'll leave you your cat tree, I prefer the TV box"
We all know this passion our mustachioed friends have for cardboard boxes...
#9 "You're going to the bathroom? Great, I’ll follow you!"
It's stronger than them, they want to be involved in everything.
#10 "I love you human"
And he lets you know by rubbing against your legs or purring on your chest. We love them too, our little ungrateful kitties.
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