We are totally crazy about our cats. At the same time, how can we resist such massive seduction weapons: silky fur, cute little faces, and purring all around. We hardly imagine that tomorrow, they will rule the world (after their nap).
Here are 10 proofs that our cats have a plan to dominate the rest of the planet:
#1 They have someone else clean their business (you, in this case)
This is already proof number 1 that our cats have started to carry out their plan of domination. While you clean their litter box, they enjoy the show. And they score extra points if it’s during a meal.
#2 They are true ninjas
We no longer praise the agility of our beloved little companions. What you need to know is that it took them long hours of training to achieve such feats. The goal of this hard work? To be able to kick your butt on the big day.
#3 They have already tried to kill you in your sleep
But you have no idea. However, if you wake up with their cute paw on your face, it’s not for nothing.
#4 They organize secret meetings when you’re not around
All the neighborhood cats are invited. They discuss catnip and pâté. Our tomcats are tough guys, don’t forget that.
#5 And they spend their time judging us
Especially your poor hunting skills. They surely consider you not very skilled as a cat.
#6 From mouse hunter to king of the couch
Let’s put some context back into the story. Our cats originally hunted rodents and thus protected food supplies. And to thank them, we gave them leftovers from time to time. Now, they still control the food supply (your fridge) but from the couch.
#7 They blame the dog instead of themselves
Your dog has a good scapegoat! When a mess is made, take time to investigate. The culprit is not always who you imagine.
#8 Your sweet tomcat tries to scare you
If they pull the Exorcist stunt at 3 a.m., it’s simply to make you run away!
#9 They mark their territory. Or rather, control the zone.
Thanks to the pheromones they leave all over your home, your cat clearly tells rivals this is their territory. Why have we never thought to use this technique? Our tomcats are just too clever...
#10 They send you messages
And if the lizard or mouse they gently place on your rug is actually a warning? A kind of “you’re next on my list.”
And we are crazy about them...
Totally doting: we serve them their favorite pâté in a nice bowl, cuddle and pamper them... We look at them as the 7th wonder of the world and think we don’t deserve such cute beings in our lives. Without realizing for a second that tomorrow, they will be the masters of the planet.
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