Behind their cute little faces, our cats are actually spies sent by a top secret feline government. Their goal? To dominate humanity! On the occasion of the release of Mathew Vaughn's film Argylle , only in theaters on January 31, 2024, Ziggy went on a mission to several French homes. And after more than three years of infiltration, we can say it: our cats are spying on us!
Here are 10 (irrefutable) proofs that our cats are spies.
1/ They are silent
With velvet steps, they move from room to room without being heard...
2/ They are watching us… everywhere!
In the toilet, in the shower, when we sleep... They are always there watching us, even in our most intimate moments. Let's be careful! If they observe us like this, it is to better manipulate us and attack us later. Always know your enemies well, such is the credo of the greatest spies.
3/ They are armed
Very sharp claws that can knock us out with a single swipe.
4/ They sneak everywhere
Their super power? They are liquid!
Marc Antoine Fardin, a physicist at the University of Paris-Diderot and winner of the 2017 Ig Nobel Prize in Physics, a prize rewarding the most improbable research, has demonstrated this. By definition, a liquid is a “body that takes the shape of the container that contains it, but whose volume is determined”. Like our cats: they take the shape of all the containers in which they slip: sink, bucket, pot, shoes, etc.
5/ They know the good hiding places
No matter how hard you lock everything in your home - closet, dressing room, etc. - they always find improbable places to hide. That's a super spy skill!
6/ They organize secret meetings
All the cats in the neighborhood are invited to make a well-licked report. They discuss catnip, pâtés and techniques to better dominate us.
7/ They master all combat techniques
Krav Maga, Karate, Jiu-jitsu… Our beloved companions are real ninchats. They master all martial arts with brilliance, thanks to long hours of training. The goal? To be able to kick our butts when the time comes.
8/ They hypnotize us with their purring
Rrrrr, rrrrrr… They lie on us and vibrate their engine to hypnotize us. Besides, what did we do last night between 8pm and midnight…? Only he knows.
9/ They spend their time at the window
To better understand our comings and goings and those of the neighborhood.
10/ They know how to keep our secrets
Unless we forget their favorite Ziggy kibble and pâtés …
You have a little spy at home, but to see real super spies, rush to see Argylle, the new film by Matthew Vaughn, only in theaters on January 31, 2024.
This spy comedy, which Ziggy is proud to partner on, tells the story of Elly Conway, a reclusive author of a series of bestselling spy novels, whose idea of happiness is a quiet evening at home with her computer and her cat, Alfie.
But when the plots of his books, centering on secret agent Argylle and his fight to dismantle a global spy ring, begin to bear an eerie resemblance to the covert operations of a real spy organization, his tranquility becomes nothing more than a memory.
Alongside Aiden, a spy who is allergic to cats, Elly doesn't hesitate to take Alfie in her backpack to embark on a race against time to the four corners of the planet in order to outrun dangerous killers and prevent her fictions from overtaking reality.
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