Feline program

2. Work less to eat more
The 7-hour working week becomes the rule (only 5 for jobs with high arduousness: human care jobs that require too much affection and security jobs that require a lot of concentration). The rest of the time is spent eating more (Ziggy pâtés and kibbles) and sleeping more. And of course, the retirement age is increased to 6 months, a life of toil is not for cats.

3. Stop CatDonald's, no junk food! Palapapapaw 🎶
Dull hair, sad face and sticky stools (let's not talk about the nasty diseases that shorten our lives, even if some claim to have 9)? Let's stop the junk catfood that makes us fat and sick. No Future to the imposture, play guitar and follow Ziggy!

4. The Republic, taking a nap!
Rest is the natural state. Why get agitated when collapsing in soft and silky materials, shaded gardens and the rays of a never veiled sun, is legitimately required? To us the deckchairs, the sofas, the couches.

5. The future belongs to those who lick themselves early
Night owls and insomniacs of all stripes, we get you. A quota of 16 hours of daily sleep will be imposed with a reward given to cats able to stretch and fall back to sleep at the precise moment their slaves leave for work.

6. Love at the beach... ah ooh cat cat cat
The Dolce Vicat is ours. An atmosphere at 23° all year round and without moving to the Tropics please (travel, not for us).

7. Namas-pâté
Because cats are the undisputed masters of this art of living and because a stretched cat is a relaxed cat, cat yoga will be accessible to all, to finally transcend the wearing of leggings and make France purr.

8. Addictions and drugs: a freephone number that is not overcrowded
Ziggy yes, Marley, a little less... Let the one who has never abused catnip throw us the first kibble. Addiction, when it is proven, often reveals a slump (nothing to do with veal), a despair that we must fight (and not only in young people). The first sign to observe? Untimely licking and dilated pupils.

9. Access to healthcare for all and full retirement of croquettes
A decent insurance for all cats. An annual visit to the vet, but only for boosters!