We are convinced: our cats started taking over humanity a long time ago. Still doubt it? Here are 10 proofs that their enslavement has only just begun...
1. Several cities already bear their name:
Chaville, Chatoux, Chaton, Chatte... Do you live in one of these towns? Beware, you are no longer on your own territory...
2. Since ancient times, statues have been erected in their honor.
It all began in Ancient Egypt, and even today, cats are taking control of our cities.
source: Le Chat de Geluck
3. The French have fewer children... and more cats!
While the birth rate in our country has dropped by over 10% in 10 years, the number of pet cats in France has exploded, surpassing 15 million little companions! Cat is the new child?
4. The first cat entered the White House.
In 2022, Willow, a young tabby cat with a strong personality, joined the Biden family at the White House. The beginning of a great infiltration? You be the judge...
5. Our cats are absent for long hours at night.
Rumor has it they organize neighborhood meetings to fine-tune their enslavement of humanity...
6. We suspect they use hypnosis through purring...
By the way, what did we do yesterday between 8 PM and midnight⊠only they know.
7. They reproduce very fast:
While we struggle to bring a little human into the world in 9 months, our cats can give birth to 4 to 8 kittens every two months... So, who are the lazy ones? đŒ
8. They have inspired dozens of songs:
Cat People (David Bowie), Cool Cat (Queen), Le Chat (Pow Wow), Le Chat (Claude Nougaro), Cat's in the Well (Bob Dylan), Stray Cat Blues (The Rolling Stones)... Do you have a song named after you? Not so sure!
9. Our cats invented the Photo Bomb:
A simple warning to remind you who really is the center of humanity.
10. We came very close (really close) to electing a cat as head of the Feline Republic in 2022 (really close, huh).
Meanwhile, cats have definitely taken power... at the Museum! In 2022, the Ziggy Félinentielles posters entered the collections of the Musée des Arts Décoratifs in Paris...
One small step for our cats, one giant leap for Felinity! (and especially a huge pride for us!).
Moi jâai un groupe Ă mon nom! ( Et 8 chats đ ) Je dois mâinquiĂ©ter pour mes chats ?
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